Monday, August 23, 2010

OH GOD!


good evening peoples
well i was looking on line for a funny quote or funny picture or just a funny something to write about and came upon this. . . . . .
yeah thats all i could say too.
you would think that the church or somebody in the church would have caught the un wanted meaning behind these words.
but they didnt for two reasons:
1) they just honestly did not think about what this could other wise be thought of or
2) they did it on purpose to draw people into the sign
but either one it was a major mistake.
also with reading this sign it made me begin to think about some of the other funny things that get accidently said at church such as:
  • DON'T LET YOUR WORRIES KILL YOU. LET THE CHURCH HELP.
  • THE PEACE MAKING MEETING SCHEDULED TODAY HAS BEEN CANCELED DUE TO CONFLICT.
  • REMEMBER IN PRAYER THE MANY WHO ARE SICK OF OUR COMMUNITY. SMILE AT SOMEONE WHO IS HARD TO LOVE.
  • FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO HAVE CHILDREN AND DON'T KNOW IT, WE HAVE A NURSEY DOWNSTAIRS
  • TUESDAY AT 4 PM THERE WILL BE AN ICE CREAM SOCIAL. ALL LADIES GIVING MILK WILL PLEASE COME EARLY
  • THURSDAY AT 5 PM THERE WILL BE A METTING OF THE LITTLE MOTHERS CLUB. ALL LADIES WISHING TO BE "LITTLE MOTHERS" WILL MEET WITH THE PASTOR IN HIS STUDY
  •  WEIGHT WATCHERS WILL MEET AT 7 PM AT THE FIRST PRESBYTERIAN CHURCH. PLEASE USE THE LARE DOUBLE DOOR AT THE SIDE ENTRANCE.
haha so i thought they were funny, exspecially the last one!
but once again its time for me to go
so yeah!
out

Sunday, August 22, 2010

something to go from. . .

well hello fellow bloggers
i've decided to give this whole
writing my feelings out for the world to know
a try.
So as a first wack at this i've decided to tell you about one of my
 life long friends
that has inspired me to start blogging.
we have known each other since we were months old
and have pretty much made each other the people we are today
(even if she doesnt want to addmit it).
for an example:
i eat the cake and she eats the icing
i eat the spaggetti and she eats the salad
we climb on kitchen counters together like ninjas
when we are mad at each other we just stare at each other from across the room intil we laught
we would drink coke in coffee mugs to make us feel more mature
well thats all i can think of right now and i'm falling asleep but so sum it all up
i love ya girl
so yeah!
out